  You're under Arrest ! Tv 10

                      Completely invicible scooter {old} woman 
               
                      Translation by Ayumu Yamada and Dave Parker



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{opening song}
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{sign} National Traffic Safety Week                       
{left sign} Beware of sweet talking and...
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{chief} It is National traffic safety week so we must work together\n because there are many reports of\n stolen scooters and bicyles. 
(all} Yes sir !
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{WPO} Please co-operate with us.
{wpo} Here is a public service announcement from bokuto police station.
{leaflet} {in red} Be careful of theft.
{leaflet} Recently the no of reports of theft are increasing, be aware. {be on your guard ?}     
{leaflet} Call 110 immediatedly if you see anything suspicious.
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{orange sign} Very cheap !!
{left white sign} Harimakisto
{right sign} Snacks of the world 
{yellow sign} Christmas
{balloon sign} Big bargain sale today
{whole screen sign} Today's bargains
{other signs} Big thanks fare 
{other signs} Big sale of winter clothes
{flag sign} Big bargain sale 
{page} Winter sale 
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{woman} A queue...
{woman} Get out of the way !
{woman} I'll have one those as well.
{woman} This is...
{WPO} Do you know of somebody ?
{woman} it's not a sales leaflet...?
{WPO} Sales ?
{woman} I've lost my chance to...  
{woman} I'm going to be late for time service...!!
{both} An old woman...
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{Title:} Completely invincible scooter woman
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{yoriko} Here you go.
{kids} ni..ya..no... Too many kanji...
{yoriko} Oh, of course you can't read it.
{kids} Aoi, show us your pants !{maybe shorts would be better ? Don't Americans call trousers "pants"?}
{aoi} Maybe next time.
{kids} Is he a bad guy ?
{Yoriko} Is it a good thing or a bad thing\n to take somebody else's property without asking ?
{yoriko} Well, which is it ?
{kids} I borrowed sho's crayon.
{girl} Yuta used all of sho's blue crayon.
{boy} Yuta's a friend so it's ok.
{kids} is it ok if it's a friend ?
{girl} We're friends as well aren't we ?
{aoi} Sorry Madam, you drove...
{woman} I want to ask you..!!
{aoi} Huh ?
{woman} There must be a discount store nearby\n that sells 5 boxs of tissues for 198 yen..
{woman} Where is it ?
{woman} I'm in a hurry !!
{woman} You don't know ?!
{woman} Oh my God !! Are you really a Police officer ?
{aoi} I'm sorry.
{woman} I've lost my time ! {to get there exactly when the bargains start}
{woman} I'm in a hurry !
{aoi} Umm, you drove the wrong way...
{yoriko} She's gone.
{kid} Amazing !
{kid 2} What an anarchist !
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{natsumi} An old woman on a scooter ?
{natsumi} Oh, I know !
{wpo} The one with the yellow scooter...
{natsumi} ...the one doing dangerous things quite often.     
{all} It's not that kind of thing.
{natsumi} Since you know her face why don't you arrest her ?
{wpo} You say that but, it's not that simple.
{wpo2} We can't allow that kind of woman to be around.
{wpo} That's true.
{aoi} I wonder what we should do ?
{yoriko} Creep up behind her and...
{wpo} That old woman wouldn't die so easily...
{yoriko} Yeah, perhaps you're right.
{aoi} How about asking her politely ?
{wpo} Do you think it would have any effect ?
{aoi} I suppose not.
{natsumi} Some how it's become very serious, hasn't it ?
{wpo} Natsumi, it's not your problem is it ?
{nakajima} I heard from somebody that you were shaken up by an old woman.  
{nakajima} Well just leave it to the white eagle of Bokuto.
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{nakajima} I've found you..now let's see how good you are...
{nakajima} Watch out !
{woman} You're in my way !
{nakajima} What ! She got into that space !
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{natsumi} White nose !
{nakajima} Sorry.
{natsumi} Why don't you stop chasing her ?
{natsumi} If we don't touch her, she won't give us any trouble.
{wpo} If it carries on like this, it'll be all-out war.
{yoriko} Unforgivable Scooter woman !!
{natsumi} Energetic, aren't you ?  
{wpo} Why is that only you are relaxed about this ?
{wpo} We will catch her ! Definetely !
{chief} So you finally found out who she is then ?
{wpo} The criminal ?
{yoriko} Eh ?
{aoi} The theft incident ?
{yoriko} I totally forgot...
{chief} You forgot ?
{miyuki} At the present time it is not certain, but there are two patterns...
{miyuki} ...comparing the two - one a fairly young irresponsible type -\n and the other a middle aged organised criminal
{miyuki} The times when they were stolen, were about dusk to late at night.
{chief} What about the others ?
{wpo} We are giving out about 5,000 of these...
{yoriko} ...and are asking residents to give us any information they might have, for the time being.  
{chief} Well, alright.
{chief} What about you, Tsujimoto ?
{natsumi} Well, as a rule we wpo's have to patrol in groups of two, so as Miyuki is still in the station analyzing the data...
{natsumi} ...so I'll have to wait in the station for something to happen.
{chief} I'm counting on you.
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{wpo} Please calm down !
{woman} Its been stolen !
{wpo} What has ?
{woman} My scooter has been stolen !!!
{all} The scooter woman's...
{all} ...scooter has...
{all} ...been stolen.
{sign} Scooter woman
{sign} Just a woman
{wpo} Come on now, to work, to work...
{wpo} ...giving out leaflets.  
{yoriko} Traffic safety...the world's wish.{or - the wish of the world.}
{natsumi} Tsujimoto is going...
{natsumi} Could you give us the details ?
{woman} What is the police doing ? {about this} 
{woman} Search for it !!
{woman} Get it back !!
{woman} Do it !! Do it !! Do it now !!
{woman} It's been stolen !!
{miyuki} Where was the last place you stopped ?
{woman} I bought milk at Matsudaira, then something with 30 per cent off at Mumu's...
{woman} ...then 5 boxes of tissue of tissues at Halisendo's... 
{woman} ...and then at Maruyu...
{natsumi} I meant, where was the LAST place you stopped ?
{woman} I've forgotten !!
{natsumi} So, it's not that it was stolen but you just forgot where you left it...
{woman} But it's still the police's job to search for it, isn't it ?
{natsumi} Then we'll carefully look for it while we're out on patrol.
{woman} That's not good enough ! Find it ! Right now !
{miyuki} Then where do you think it might be ?
{woman} In that case, let's go ! Let's go right now!! I'll go with you, no matter what I'm going with you !!!
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{woman} This is where I bought the milk, I left my scooter around here.
{natsumi} If it's been stolen then there is no way it's still around here...
{natsumi} ...it's either been sold or dumped.   
{miyuki} It's possible that the criminal just used it an then dumped it.
{loudspeaker} Everything is 10 per cent off, From now there will be 10 minutes service time for this.
{natsumi} Hey !
{miyuki} Did you find it ?
{woman} Yes !!
{natsumi} Now hang on, we are searching for scooters. If you are coming to shop, then we will go back to the station.
{woman} It was service time ! {so I had to !}
{woman} In this shop there was a sweetbread at 300 yen for 7 !!
{woman} Get out of my way ! They're doing a 100 yen sale !
{natsumi} I told you we didn't come here to shop !
{natsumi} I can't take it anymore...since when are we the hired help ? {or hired schofers}
{natsumi} Let's just go...
{miyuki} That's irresponsible isn't it ?  
{natsumi} Why ? Did you see in the back ? Tissues, frozen foods, furniture...
{natsumi} If she bought more...
{miyuki} Natsumi...
{natsumi} I'll throw it out ! I'll throw it all out !
{woman} Come with me...
{miyuki} Did you find it ?
{woman} I get two packs of coke per person...you're a great help !
{natsumi} Get angry Kobayakawa Miyuki !
{natsumi} I'll say it ! I'm gonna say it !
{woman} Here, as a token of my appreciation...
{natsumi} Thank you.
{miyuki} Simple...Hey wait !
{miyuki} Oh dear...
{natsumi} Oh, now I'm all sticky !
{woman} I have tissues too...
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{kids} It's Natsumi !
{Kids} Miyuki ! {-onee-chan - weren't sure how to translate this, whether to leave it out or put it in as "big sister Miyuki" }      
{woman} Hey ! In three minutes time there is to be a another service time...
{both} We aren't going !
{woman} Oh !
{kids} Hey, hey ! Natsumi ! 
{natsumi} What's wrong ?
{kids} There was a blue scooter over there, but a bad guy took it.
{miyuki} What do you mean ?
{kids} There were no keys, he looked around a lot too.
{natsumi} Where did he go ?
{kids} That way !
{woman} Where are you going ?
{miyuki} Keep quiet, and hold on tight !   
{woman} My scooter was yellow, and not...
{natsumi} That scooter over there, yeah the blue one - please stop !
{punk} Eh ? Damn.
{punk} What is it ? Do I Have to ?
{natsumi} To who asks those sort of questions: Super Ignition Cut !!
{natsumi} Takada Yasunori.
{natsumi} This isn't your scooter is it ?
{natsumi} You don't have the keys, do you ?
{yasunori} Well, I wanted to get home quicker...
{yasunori} ...everbody does it.
{natsumi} There's been a lot of scooters stolen recently, do you know anything ?
{yasunori} Nothing, really...
{natsumi} If you tell me...I'll do something nice for you. 
{natsumi} If you give me some information, there are three courses - depending on how good your info is...   
{natsumi} The first one is: I'll stroke your head.   
{natsumi} The second one is: We'll go cheek to cheek...  
{natsumi} The third one is: I'll give you a great big hug...which one do you want ?
{yasunori} The hug !!
{natsumi} I gotcha, the hugging course...
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{natsumi} Everybody does this he says...stealing someone else's scooter.
{miyuki} At lwast we've got something to go on...
{natsumi} This is mimi patrol car 4...we've put a fool down the 2nd street of Honcho...
{natsumi} ...he stole a scooter. So please take care of him.
{miyuki} We're on our way to Tsuriido Flats.
{yoriko} What do you mean ?
{woman} It's the end of all the bargains this week...
{miyuki} ...so there are many scooters that cannot be identified as owned or dumped.
{miyuki} Natsumi, what about that van ?
{natsumi} They're quite suspicious, they might be the thieves...
{natsumi} ...with a van though ? Isn't a truck needed to carry scooters ?
{miyuki} Scooters are small, so a van would be big enough.
{miyuki} Nevertheless, they've covered their numberplate with mud.  
{woman} I can't forgive them making profits from stolen property !!
{natsumi} That's not the problem. Wait until we can catch them in the act...
{miyuki} ...until they've put the scooters in the van.
{woman} That's my scooter !!
{both} Hey, you !
{guys} Oh shit !!
{woman} Wait !!
{natsumi} Miyuki..!!
{miyuki} It's only a smoke head, for the car...
{miyuki} Oh dear !
{natsumi} Follow them !
{guy} Has she fallen off yet ?
{guy2} I don't know. 
{guy} Shake the van more.
{woman} You're naive to think that you can make money by stealing.
{guys} Go back !
{woman} Give me back my scooter !!
{woman} My scooter !!
{woman} I'm giving it back to you with all three courses !!
{woman} Let's begin !
{woman} Damn.
{aoi} What's that ?
{yoriko} Kachi-kachi yama. {yama = mountain}
{guys} Forgive me, I won't do it again ! So please don't do that to us again.
{guys} Stop the hugging course !!
{natsumi} What do they mean ?
{miyuki} Who knows...
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{sign} Opening sale
{clerk} Thank you very much.
{woman} This license means that everthing will be forgiven...this is such an invincible card.
{natsumi} Oh no...
{both} Ma'am !!
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{green sign} Always have a L-sign in your mind.
{sign} Always follow the traffic rules.
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{ending song}
{preview} 
{blue kanji sign} Holy night
{natsumi} "How many nights do I have to sleep 'til Christmas ?"
{miyuki} That's the wrong song...
{natsumi} Talking about Christmas, a tree, a present, a date. 
{miyuki} Is there such a song ?
{natsumi} Are you ready for a Christmas operation ?
{miyuki} There's no such thing...
{yoriko} It's terrible ! There's an incident !
{natsumi} A robber...
{yoriko} ...and the criminal is none other than Santa Claus !!
{natsumi} That's ridiculous ! Santa Claus is the ally {or friend} of all good children ! 
{miyuki} You're under arrest file 11: Santa Claus panic 
{natsumi} I have a feeling that something is gonna happen...
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